Sunday, June 28, 2009

Phantom warblers-
















I arrived in Missouri Wednesday night. Jet leg did not manifest itself to me after this journey. I was exhausted on the flight, but made myself stay awake during most of it. It may be jet lag forcing me to bed at a decent hour. These days, if I don't go to bed around ten, I am exhausted and can't function. This inability to stay awake at night may be a consequence of going to bed around 10 pm every night and waking at 7 for the past three months. By the way, I saw Benjamin Button, Defiance, and He's just not that into you. I didn't really like any of them.

At my house, I found many interesting things. First of all, three little boys live with my parents. As evidence, I present you with half a moldy chocolate cake, raise you 30 miniature Tupperwares full of moldy stuff, and will add, as a bonus, a delectable bowl filled with bug topped caramel. Sounds terrific, yes?






I really should have picture documented the experience, but I didn't think of it until later. So next time..I'll show you all the great stuff I found so you may experience it along with me. My mother also reamed me for throwing the last 3 inches of a celery stem away. Apparently she uses the last nub for soups. Luckily she fished it out of the trash and put it away in the fridge so I could show it to you now.
















Other pieces of interest, are the toxic paint brush being stored there and the cauliflower vs. broccoli nubs. All living together as one happy family. If you're wondering about food, we're doing fine. Luckily, my parents know how to make our resources last.

I also milked the goats Thursday morning, since they were bleating in pain from being forgotten the night before. I also fed the baby and swept the garage semi-free of toxins. I should have taken a picture of that too, but didn't. Sufficeth to say, we have a stand set up in our garage, so it smells like a barn. It's awesome. The screen pictured above is a screen my mother took out of the garbage can I had placed it in. It's obviously not in mint condition, but she is looking forward to the day when she can fix it and put it back on the playing field. She mentioned today our fridge is about to go out. Since there's a large space that will be left when the fridge is gone, I asked what she will put there. She said when it stops running, she will clean it out and use it as a shelving unit. I cannot wait.

I also went to see the dentist and doctor on Wednesday. $360 later, I'm all set. I hope. Oh, and if you were wondering, I don't have TB. Whew! In other news, I saw Transformers II. It was alright. Much swearing and inuendo and similar to the first movie. I saw it with Kristin and Candice.

After watching this box office thriller, before which we received a free popcorn courtesy of my AMC card, we attended Elisa Bogart Chandler's wedding reception. We saw some people we knew, not many, and I happened to mistake my friend Josh Bogart's brother Nathan for him. It was kind of awkward, because he looked different and wouldn't talk to us. He just mentioned he was busy having kids, living with his wife, and working. Then I told my sister and she said he was probably nervous I was hitting on him. Pah!


Later we saw Katie Russell Kellogg. The picture is of us at the reception. This picture was taken because Katie's mom was talking to us about this boy named Eric. He's 29, a marine, handsome, and "has the social problems of Mr. Bean". Wow, really? For my very own? So we took a group picture and on Katie's camera we took one for Eric, who "needs a nice girl to pursue him and bring him out of his shell." Perfect, I'm really looking forward to this.

Which brings me to my next subject. Why in the world are we singles set up with the weirdest people ever after we reach age 25? Usually I hear the phrase, well, he doesn't have a personality, but you do. Or, he is not the most handsome fellow, but you're gorgeous. What does that mean? Oh, our mutant spawn won't be my fault, it will be his? Whew! I was worried for a second, now I am content. My favorite? He is shy and doesn't have a job, so you'll have to throw yourself at him and support him. Should I give you his number now or later? You're female, he's male, this should work. Best phase of my life yet.

As we were leaving the reception, they were throwing the bouquet. I know I should have stayed to be a good sport, but my ride had already called me to hustle me out the door. So I had to leave. Oh well. Guess I must wait another year.

I tried starting my car the other day. I took note it would not start...and there is a wasp nest in the door jamb of the driver door. Awesome. Completely awesome. I then took a long stick and tried to disengage it from my car, I took the chance because it was raining at the time. The nest was full of wasps. I don't know if it did any good, and I'm getting some wasp spray posthaste and spraying my car with it before I leave for Alaska.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

My cousin, Mr. Myogi-


Friday, after I got picked up from the airport following my Lisbon trip, I found out something amazing. My cousin, Mike, can catch flies with his hands. Not only is he catlike with his reflexes, but he did catch three flies at once. I witnessed it. He swooped them in one fell... Can you believe it? I could not either. I wanted to take a picture with him and the three flies, but I was too lazy to get up and find it in the car. So I didn't take a picture, but you can imagine.

Danielle did say one of the reasons she was drawn to him was his ability to capture animals. A story was shared about him catching a lizard with a noose made of grass at one of her family reunions. I say, "Wha bam! That's amazing." I end by saying this no talent to sniff at and we're related. Cousins in fact. You may ask how rewarding it is to be related to such a man. Very rewarding. The end.

Lisbon Portugal was amazing. I was supposed to fly out of
Nuremburg Tuesday at 6 am and our flight was canceled. We awoke at 4 am in vain. I was tired all day and ended up getting into Lisbon at 4 in the afternoon instead of 12.

Some wonderful office elders, Elder Merrill and Elder Valasquez, picked me up and took me to the train station. I had two hours, so they asked if I wanted to eat. I acquiesced to their request and we went to the third largest mall in the world. They asked if I wanted McD's or Burger King..or some traditional Brazilian food. I picked that. It was a grand affair.

The highlight was when Elder V mentioned Grant gets tons of letters from old girlfriends and I was shocked beyond words..and he amended his statement to old friends that are girls. Funny.

Wednesday was Pday and we wandered around old castles all day. Very cool. Then Thursday I sat in the car while the Parkers checked the missionary apartments for cleanliness. We saw they were setting up for the running of the bulls and one of Gra
nt's old comps rushed down to meet me because he's read some of my awkward stories and loved them.

Friday morning we had breakfast together, Grant, his comp, the Parkers and I. We went to a little breakfast eatery and this gypsy kid hugged Sis. Parker. I thought she knew him, so he came up to hug me too...so I hugged him.

Then Grant told me he wanted to sell me band aids. Awkward! So I checked my camera and wallet and we ate our pastries. He's doing great, we had some fab conversations, and I sure miss him.

Oh, and on the train to the city I was staying in, I passed through Torres Vedras where he's serving. I thought, "Wow, I wonder what Grant is doing right now." Then I heard a tapping on the train window, I turned around, and there he was! He'd run down to the station right before an appointment to see me. Bless his heart!

Overall, Portugal was a grand adventure, but showed me again how much there is to see of this world and how much time I will need to explore it.

PS. I will probably cut my hair next week. Please review my facebook pictures and tell me what I should do with it. I will be looking forward to your input.


Wednesday, June 10, 2009

I'd just like to add something with my new found picture freedom-

In reference to an earlier story from my great train awakening, I was walking past a train in Barcelona and well, as a rehash..

I was walking past all the train cars, paying little attention to anything around me, when I looked over and saw an attractive Italian man, standing by the open train car door. He looked to be kind of exotic and interesting. Anyway, I thought he was terribly handsome and my jaw dropped. As luck would have it, I wasn't watching where I was going, and ran into an old guy who was walking the opposite direction from me. It could have been less embarrassing, but I had just locked eyes with Mr. Handsome by the train and then run into someone because of it. I did not demonstrate my age grace. 

Point is, he asked if I was American. I said yeah, just a stupid American. He said, "Me too." Then he got kind of chatty, but I felt so dumb, I ran into the train car. He was in the room right next to ours and ended up coming over during the ride and talking to us for a while. He was an interesting man. He flew helicopters, etc. Anyway, I have a picture. That's what all this accumulates to. I would have inserted it earlier, but you would have had to wade through my numerous other accounts. So.

My date-



Sweet sweet success. Thanks Deane. Except I think this still swings left and I want it in the middle, not the kind of left. Blasted inferno snakes. The bottom picture, which will hopefully stay under my post, is a picture taken at a friend in the ward's house, the Wolfes. The second from Rothenburg. I cannot believe how incompetent I am these days. This is what comes from eating too much.

Ok. Close enough. Hah. And you thought this was going to say something about my blind date. Well, kind of blind. I'd met him already.

It turned out alright actually. Carissa drove Robert and me to the center of Bamberg. I wasn't sure if the kids were coming to the restaurant with us, but they didn't.

We had a good talk over lunch, we had much in common. Then we started walking downtown Bamburg. Along the way, a strange man started laughing and muttering behind us. He had a bike with him, so the bike may or may not have been a great conversationalist. I thought it was weird. Robert thought it was pretty uneventful.

We walked up by the monastery and had a good amount of conversational feeds. Then we walked through a garden. It was beautiful, green, lush. In the middle of the garden was a CHERRY tree. I like fruit, especially fresh fruit. I love cherries. I tried to think of a way to get to those cherries.

As it was, the accessible cherries had already been accessed. I tried to think of a way to climb the tree, jump the branch and do a pullup into the tree- trained by Jas. Then I figured I would probably die because I would have to let go with one hand to pick some cherries and that wouldn't do.

So Robert, seeing me pace and fume at those cherries for a good five minutes, being a good sport and having strong knees, presented a plan. It seemed to be a good plan. I wasn't sure if it would go well, I'm not terribly coordinated. Robert patted his knee, told me to step onto it, and then he would lift me up to those cherries. I asked, "Well...are you sure?" I was not feeling terribly confident in my jump and pick capabilities.

My new skill is the jump and kick. So in my new cheerleading routine, I stepped up with my left leg, and swung up with my right leg. Straight into Roberto's crotch. Then I stepped down onto the grass and we decided the cherry option was not worth the inherent risks and walked away from the temptation tree.

Thankfully, Robert just let the awkward moment pass by. There was huge potential for rocket launches to be fueled by my embarrassment, but as off a duck's back, this experience washed off and was forgotten. Kind of.

Right after that experience, I noticed a little sore under my toe was acting up and asked Robert for a band aid and bless his soul, he did. So I doctored up my toe, we walked around a little more, and then we called our ride back to the square.

Take no notice we got a little lost on our way back to the square and when we got to my house I just popped out of the minivan with a thanks for, "Lunch and the...walk....around." Overall, it was a nice outing. Thanks Carissa, for the meddling. It was nice to go on a date around Bamburg.




Monday, June 8, 2009

I'm a blog formatting idiot.

So if you have noticed my blog looks stupid, that's why. I wish I could make my blog look like Heidi Simpson's, but I can't. I don't know how to put pictures in between my blog quotes because I'm not sure how to change the code and that's the only way I can do it on these terribly basic templates. Deane knows how to do it. How do you do it Deane?

I've commented on it before, but it is a never ending battle with me. A stupid never ending battle, but a battle nonetheless.  I've also put ads on my blog. Don't worry about it. I'll let you know later if it's worth it. I mean, probably not, but I could always use a nickel here and there.

On the up side, I just booked a ticket to Portugal. I'll be there for 2.5 days. It will be a cool experience I'm sure. I've never been to Portugal and my brother Grant says it's sensational. Of course he said that, he's on his mission there.

I never thought I'd say this, but we got special permission and I get to have a pday lunch with him. I would have never dreamed to ask, but if Grant asked and got a yes, I wouldn't dream of not going. Especially since I'll probably be gone on a mission sometime before he gets back and it would be really cool to see him before I myself am gone for a year and a half.

I'll be there June 16-19th. It will be a nice last trip before I head back to the USA. I'm going to Dachau Wednesday or Thursday with Marie. I will probably get the headset and listen to all the sad stories. I missed out at the end of my last trip and want to see it before I leave.

Guess what else is happening before I leave? I'm going on a date. Unforeseeable I agree. However, when we got back from our 5.5 miler today, there was a message on the machine. Carissa, the angel from the tantrum story, has a brother-in-law visiting this week. I think his name is Robert? Anyway, the message asked Danielle to ask me if I was doing anything and if I'd like to go with Robert on a date. It was the most roundabout date asking ever.

Now you know my life; I'm still living in middle school. So I called Carissa back and she said she was coming on base tomorrow at 11:30. We're going to lunch. She will be driving us...does that mean we'll be in the back seat together? Awkward! 

So my mission tomorrow is to see if it was completely her suggestion or if he thought of it. I think it was her idea, because she said her meddling for the day was done. So I think that answers my question. I was a little confused, because I'll never see him again so what's the point, but it'll be good practice. Maybe I'll get an awesome awkward story out of it. My book's still looking for additives- until it's a go.

But if he doesn't want to go, does that mean I should bring money? I hate dates, but when the circumstances are weird, I dislike them more. Yeah.

I ran 10 miles Friday. Surely an experience I shall never forget, running this distance was doable. I will be doing it again this Friday. Some days I think I am a superhero. Those are usually break days.

Danielle and I often speak on the difficulty of running. We've decided running should get easier the more you do it. I heard that's the method for improvement. However, when I'm still sucking air at 2 miles, I just can't seem to believe it.

I think those first 2-3 miles will always be the bad ones, after that invincibility hits. After 3 miles, you can run anything. That's the trick nobody tells you. When you're in the zone, miles can pass. I read a book about it. The green song sound familiar? I think green song may be made up, but it seems to be a haze you can run in forever. Ipods assist in this hazing. Luckily Danielle had an extra one, otherwise I don't know if I would have made it this far. They're so handy. Bless technology bunches.

Meanwhile, my hair is becoming unseemly. My bosom buddies know this makes me obsessive about it. This topic now crops up in every venue imaginable. I'm a hair addict and this has recently come back to light with my inability to pay 25 bones for a haircut, when I could wait a month and get it cut for 10. And so I wait.  I wish I could draw a picture on this stupid blog. 

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Whatever. If you want to see my hair before and after, just redo the three lines above each other and look at them. I give up. 

I think I'd like to have my hair look like this. Is this a terrible sketch? Three layers, with my no body hair should be ample. Then maybe get it feathered in the front? I don't know what the heck I'm talking about.  The first picture is the back, the second the front. Hopefully the cut looks nothing like my sketches because if it does, I will look like a snowman with 80's hair.

The second two diagrams are what my hideous hair looks like now. Those sketches took me a lot of time, so go easy.

Let's see, is there anything else I forgot to mention? Sorry to all the hairstylists reading this blog? Sorry to any males who started reading this thinking it would be entertaining in any way. Sorry to Ali because I know she hates it when I talk about hair. 

I'm reading that Eragon series. I seriously don't know if I can finish the last three books in the next three weeks. I'm halfway through the second book. I'll make a valiant effort. I also saw Night at the Museum II. Hilarious...much better than the first one. 

I'm a geek, or maybe I watched this with a bunch of kids, so it was funnier? I think I would have liked it either way. I especially liked the lispy Egyptian king.  But as we all know, all the geeks come from Missouri, so it probably is the reason.

Remember how I said maybe I should write shorter blogs? Maybe I just thought it? I don't think it's going to happen. Anyway, just a consequence of living in a setting far away from everyone I know. Almost everyone I know. Phones are beautiful devices.

Can you recycle wood in the paper recycling bin?

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Prince: The Case of the Troubling Bones

Well, one trouble bone. Prince, as you well know, is the dog. He is a one year old golden retriever who loves wrestling. He loves to eat more than he loves to wrestle. If you touch or approach him while he is relishing any kind of food or bone he will snarl at you.

Yesterday I gave him a bone. I sat in the house reading my book, coming out every half hour or so to check on him. A couple neighbor kids came by to pet him, and were warned of his aggressive nature in respect to his bone. Most of the time he was just sitting in the grass, gnawing his snack.

He chewed that bone all day yesterday and loved it. It was a buffalo tibia bone. To be perfectly honest, I'm not sure what kind of animal this particular bone originated from, but small it was not.

This morning, at 5 am, the dog was howling. I had no conception why he would howl in such a way, besides bladder control. On my way into the bathroom, my senses were assaulted by a vile stench. It was similar to the stench we experienced Sunday. (Sunday he made three doggy doo piles inside the house. Apparently he needs more time outside. It was cool this weekend. I had a bunch of kids to watch, I didn't walk him. I let him lounge outside, ok?) Panic stricken, I ran him outside and he had a couple pools escape his inner experience. Princey has sensitive innards.

We returned once he was completely emptied. Because of the smell and Prince's hesitancy to get into his box, I peeked my head in and lo, two piles of poo sitting inside. No wonder he wouldn't get back into his box. I cleaned them out, opened the window, put the dog in his box, and went back to sleep as Prince barked his head off. He does that a lot.

At 6, I got sick of the incessant barking and went back into the bathroom to deal with him. In an hour, when sick, you can trench out quite a few gullies. Prince needed to fill some gullies. He urgently ran outside and relieved himself numerous times. I then took him out back, tied him to a tree, and tried to clean up the soup in the bottom of his cage. Yes, he had been completely ill in his cage again. This time for liquid real. Stomach flu smells and such floated through the bathroom. 

I opened all the windows on the first floor, took his cage out back and hosed it down. I cleaned the carpet spots he had left, running outside to relieve himself after standing for an hour in his own filth. I put the bathroom rugs into the wash and disinfected the bathroom floor. 

It was then 6:30 and I had to get up in 30 min anyway to wake the boys for school. Worthless. So I checked the online articles reviewing celebrities and their bad hair- this criticism stemmed ruthlessly from midsection parts and the writer was completely rude. It's hard to look good all the time. I mean yeah, I do it, but not everyone is so lucky.

I rode 15 miles with the running group and was headed to the commissary for milk and fruit with Kristen...when I heard the news. You don't know what happened? Oh, they're saying Prince bit somebody yesterday? What kind of fly paper!? Nobody ever told me about that!

So we went to an office, were sent back home, and told to put the dog into quarantine for the next 10 days. That means he cannot go outside for anything but potty for the next week and a half. And I guess maybe a walk so his legs don't fall off. Just in case he has rabies. Apparently rabies is transferred by bats here. 

And that's how it's done. How to have a cataclysmic weekend part I. If Tuesday still counts. I'm just linking it to Sunday..when the four year old, Chris had a fit. He wanted his socks to be on before he would get into the car. We didn't have time to humor him.

So I grabbed his shoes, my shoes, my earrings, my scriptures, the CTR lesson, him, and jumped into the car. We would have been ready earlier, but I had to clean up two piles of doggie doo on the stairs (I found the third pile in the laundry room Monday), and he got out twice that morning. TWICE! That means Prince ran outside and we had to chase him down in the neighbor's bushes.

Chris stopped crying about halfway through the ride and started screaming again when we got out of the car. I think it was separation anxiety. He screamed for a full 15 minutes before a friend came upstairs to the room we were locked in and asked Chris if he wanted to see her new baby. It was a miracle.

On the up side, I think the boys are really starting to enjoy story time before bed. Also, we have been eating the most delicious dinners of my life the past two weeks. I don't know what is so inspiring, but so far we've eaten: Cream puffs, apple crumble, oatmeal choc. chip cookies, cinnamon rolls, spinach enchiladas, stroganoff, lasagne stuffed noodles, stir fry, pizza. Man, my slim eating has been devastated. I'd forgotten how grand it is to eat real food. Or maybe I just realized it on my Eurotrip, but wow, it's great to eat all this good stuff.

On a side note, I'd like to apologize to anyone who felt slighted by my tricky test on facebook. I have realized many of the questions are quite confusing. I put many questions with several right answers on the list. Deane has listed off all the reasons why she should have gotten 100%. I mostly just like writing up lists about myself, so now that's completed...I hope it did not frustrate anyone unduly.

Monday, May 25, 2009

Here I am, back in Bamberg-

Weirdly enough, formatting on Macs always trips out my blog, so I’m trying this a different way and hopefully it will turn out all right. I would also like to thank all the great people who keep commenting on my blog. I appreciate the feedback and will therefore keep writing tons and tons every time I get on.

 Back on track, I’ve decided to fill you in on the rest of my trip. We ended in Switzerland. It was rainy and I was feeling quite crabby- obviously. After emailing and blogging for two hours, I felt much better about my life and travels.

The rain stopped, the fog started clearing, and I found out Tucino looked quite beautiful. It’s in the state of Locarno in Switzerland. I may have gotten that wrong…but I’m sure someone will correct me if the mistakes are too grave. Someone always does.

After emailing on a train station bench, feeling paranoid about every passing stranger, I got back in touch with my inner adventurer. We met up with Remo, our couch surfing host for the area. He was devilishly handsome and gave us the down and out about the World Trade Center being a conspiracy and filling us in on the many kinds of liquor at our disposal in his flat. Very nice of him, but we did have to fill him in on our abstinence.

Remo was terribly nice, when we were standing on his porch, looking at the view, he saw we weren’t wearing any socks, and brought us out a couple pairs. He also told us to make ourselves at home and said if we would like, we could go out to eat with him and a couple friends. We were pleased as punch and emphatically agreed.

We ended up eating with him, his sister Vera, and her husband Scott. We had some delicious pizza. In fact, it’s the best pizza I’ve ever had. It happened to be $18 pizza as well, so it’s also the most expensive pizza I’ve ever had. Turns out we were in the Italian part of Switzerland, so it figures.

We were also advised everyone gets their own pizza; nobody splits out there. So we each ate a medium, thin crust pizza. I ended up talking so much I only finished half my pizza and ate the other half for lunch the next day. That’s what happens when you love listening to yourself talk… I kid, is joke.

Vera actually had quite a few questions about our church, so I took that time to fill her in and answer any questions she might have. It was a good opportunity to see the simple nature of missionary work and the ease of sharing it with others. It was good to get an extra buoy added to my resolve to serve a mission. 

After much bonding and talk, we took Vera and Scott home and walked around with Remo. We walked right into another restaurant and got some Italian drinks. It was interesting to do so. I’d never realized how crazy socializing is in the single culture..in Italian Switzerland. Really, it’s kind of like that everywhere huh? Well, that drink was another 5 euros, so it was an expensive night, but we figured you only socialize in Switzerland so often.

The next day we headed out to the bungee jump after a vigorous morning jog with Remo. The bus took us up a mountain to the dam. It was a steep dam. I’ll probably post some pictures on facebook, or the video. Jasmyn or Colton Hicks may also have put those on facebook. I will only post those things if I can figure out how to get my facebook settings back to English from Czech. Otherwise, I won’t be able to navigate around. Bless google, I’m all fixed up.

Back to bungee jumping- it was scary. We walked up to the bridge, judged the steepness of our jump, and watched a couple people jump off. Then we noticed many people go to that dam to watch others jump. I was feeling quite nervous. Tingly even. Colton and Jasmyn- not nervous. Colton, then Jas, then I went. We got video of all three and some good pictures.

When I was strapped in, I felt fluttery. When I stepped to the edge of the platform, my feelings were quite numb. Finally, I had my toes an inch off the side. I felt ok about it, the nervousness was holding back. I held up my arms, I looked around. The guys on the platform said it was important to have fun, I was all strapped in and ready. They counted to three. I jumped, realizing the importance of not thinking. 

All rational thought began seizing me at once. I thought, “No, no, no….NO, NO, NO!!! Bad idea, BAD IDEA!!!!!!!! By then, it was too late, I had already jumped. Then I let out a scream. Colton said it was a terror scream. I would have to agree with him. In the  seconds after jumping, I felt death had claimed me for himself. Then my head started hurting because of the blood rush, panic, panic. Then the bungee cord held me and I felt safe.

Then I didn’t know what to do, even though they’d explained it to me right before. Jumping off a dam does that to you. So I hooked the hook onto my clip and got hauled up. I probably wouldn’t do it as a hobby. I was terrified, but it was a cool experience. Tick. I also got a 7 inch piece of bungee cord to take with me as a souvenir. Very cool.

That afternoon we climbed up the side of the city mountain, far surpassing the church we wanted to see. Oops. Then we had to run and meet Remo for dinner again. We got lost and eventually found the tennis club. We ate bbq and ate at the restaurant again. It was great bonding time with the Swedes. I enjoyed myself immensely.

The next day we headed to church in a nearby city with all our stuff. The bus we were going to catch didn’t run on Sundays or some such nonsense, so we had to hitchhike. Luckily Mike picked us up and took us to the train station. Bless you Mike. He was a caddy on his way to a woman’s golf tourney; Sunday was the last day.We got to the city a little late, so we had to take a cab to church- expensive b/c it was further from the station than we had originally thought.

From church, we got a ride back to the station and rode on to Florence. For some reason, we were feeling out of sorts. I’m not sure why, we were just tired from train riding around. We were trying to figure out what to do in Florence, and I ran into…Drew Horton from freshman year. Crazy small world! AND, his wife Jess is the sister of Braden, that boy Jasmyn dated last semester. Their other sister Stephanie was there with her friend Liz.

They took us to a scenic viewpoint that night. Drew helped us set up a hostel; he ran lots of stairs, bless his heart. We checked quite a few places. The next day we went to Cinque Terre- it’s a cool seaside hiking area. On the way we stopped into Pisa and checked out the leaning tower. We met some boys on the way and saw Steph and Liz again. We met them on purpose that night for gelato. Ah, the blessed gelato of Italy.

On the train to Cinque Terre, we also ran into three attractive boys traveling from America. One of the three actually came with us to Cinque Terre. His name was James. He was quite keen on libertarianism and was a hoot. He’s ridden quite a bit in motorcycle world. He sold his bike because he figured it would eventually get him into trouble. He said people don’t call you in on the highway on a motorcycle, because they just think, “That guy’s gonna die. I hope his mother knows what he’s doing.” However, in fast cars they call you in all the time.

Cinque Terre was beautiful. While there, we swam a bit, but mostly hiked. Hot day it was, but most of the coast spots were quite a climb down from the main trail we were on.

The next day we investigated Florence and watched Demons and Angels in the theater with the girls, Jess, and Drew. Intermission is still going strong in the Italian theatres, and another stop happened because the power went out. Turns out both times the movie stopped were the most exciting parts of the movie. Figures 

After the movie we got pizzas and gelato and hung out with our friends. From Florence, we hopped to Rome. We flew through Rome, seeing everything, but in a hurry. It was cool, but I feel I saw everything in Rome there is. It would have been fine to amble, but we got through it and still got to see Prague, which was our main idea.

From Rome, we got a night train to Vienna. Colton will attest, my feet were in rare form that night. I washed them and everything, but my well-worn sandals were hard pressed and no shower was available. I eventually put on socks, but seriously, I hate sleeping in socks. It was for the good of the people.

From Vienna, we jumped to Prague. We exchanged our money to Czech crowns. I exchanged 20 euros, spent like 4, exchanged the rest and had 7 euros left over. I lost half my money in the exchange process. GAY! Anyway, I had no idea how much I would spend out there. I should have just eaten myself silly, but I didn’t know how much I would lose in transition.

 We wandered the city looking for hostels and found nothing. It began raining, but the rain was warm. We found an apartment for the night, it was 23 euros; most hostels and night trains cost about 20, so we felt alright about it.

 That night we wandered the city, Colton and Jas saw a concert. I skipped it, but should have seen it because I lost all my crowns anyhow. We investigated the fortress on the hill. We saw much cool stuff. The next day we had a day trip to another castle on a hill.

 We walked slowly to the castle and walked slowly back, missing the train by 2 minutes. We saw it leave the station. Luckily trains left for Prague every 30 minutes. Unluckily, the schedulers lied to us and we had to wait another hour before the next train came. Luckily it began pouring rain and cleared the air. Unluckily, the train stopped and everyone had to get off at the next station.

Luckily everyone in the station was confused. Unluckily, we had to make it to Prague before 5:11 because our train left then. Jas and Colton had to catch that train because it was the last train to Nuremburg and their plane left Saturday morning at 6 am. 3:30 we were getting antsy. The train had stopped because the previous train, the one we missed by two minutes, had caught fire. Luckily, we weren’t on that train. Unluckily, we were going to be hard pressed to catch our next train.

We took a bus to another train station, got to Prague at 5 pm, ran to our apt. to get the bags, ran back to the station with our huge bags. We didn’t know what platform to go to. No number was listed, just the letters NEJ. Who the heck knows what that means? I certainly didn’t know.

We saw a sign with a city starting with N on it, in Europe some cities are spelled differently. The people on the train kept telling us it wasn’t going to Nuremburg, but we’d been lied to before. For what reason, I know not. They left right after telling us to check the other train station.

We rode to the next station and headed to the information station. At this station, we found a Slovakian lady speaking in behalf of a group of English speakers who had also missed the train. Apparently it had skipped our station after all. There was a fire on the tracks…we knew all about that. Anyway, they’d posted something about it 10 min before, saying it was only going  through this station and we should have known. We were screwed.

However, the Slovakian lady, bless her forever, talked in our behalf to the train employees and got us a train, to a bus, to take us to Munich/Nuremburg. When we got to the bus- it was a van- we found there were only 12 seats and 13 people. Despite the numerous volunteers for the floor seat, the company would not let anyone sit on the floor because they might get stopped at the border and someone would have to get out.

They needed someone to stay behind. I didn’t have a flight, so I said I could do it. I volunteered, they said they’d give me a 100 euro voucher for a hotel and take me there, but I’d have to find my own way back to the train station. Who knows how much or how far that would be? So I said I’d only stay if I had a ride or money to get back to the station as well.

Plus, there was a fight in the parking lot and I totally thought a guy was going to get golf clubbed in the head with us all watching. The altercation was eventually circumvented by police, but it was nerve racking to watch. We did not know what to do about this problem. Golf clubs are dangerous, especially those wielded by crazy guys in parking lots.

The Prague train people ended up just sending another car, we got to Munich about 1 am and I slept in the train station. Info was closed for the night and I didn’t know where to go. I was tired and found a waiting room in the station on the second floor.

Despite the creepy oldish man watching me read my scriptures and write in my journal, I was ok. I fell asleep at 3, only to be awakened by crazy homeless people yelling at each other in the otherwise silent waiting room. All the older people started leaving and I thought maybe I should go also. 

I was so tired though, so I slept until 6 am, since the crazy people finally left. 6 am I woke up because train people came up to shoo us out of the waiting area. Cruel demons. I ran to the toilet, then upstairs to eat something. I’m not a morning eater, so I went upstairs to the Burger King and tried to convince myself to eat.

As I stared at the sign, I heard the guy at the table next to me say, “Nice pajamas.” He seemed to be normal enough and had a New Zealand accent. I quite enjoy these accents, so I sat and talked with him and his friend. Their names were Fergus and Patrick. They had been partying all night and were hungry. Apparently the hotel they were staying at didn’t serve the continental breakfast until 7, but they were hungry at 6, so Burger King it was.

I had an over bright, cheery countenance for 3 hours of sleep and Fergus asked what I was doing the next hour before my train came. I wasn’t sure, so he said I could come to their hotel and shower up before my train. It sounded unwise, but I like a good shower. So I did it. I took a shower in the strange circumstances of this, with my wisdom telling me no and smelling like moldy sea urchin.

Afterwards, I ran back to the station, missing my train by seconds. I waited another hour, planning my day in Salzburg Austria with care. I then slept on that train. When I got to Salzburg, I wanted to see the Eagle’s Nest and Dachau. I found out both were a ways away. Dachau was back by Munich and the Eagle’s nest required a bus ticket and some time.

I went to put my bag in a locker and three frat boys were doing the same. They were from Iowa, just traveling like me, and I said I wasn’t sure what to do that day. They asked if I’d like to travel with them and I said I would love to. Their names were Ryan, Phil, and Casey. We wandered the city until 2, when Ryan finally succeeded in convincing me I had to see Dachau because it was a very moving experience.

I got back to the train station, finding out I wouldn’t get to Dachau until 5:15 and the camp closes at 5 pm. Then I couldn’t find the boys, so I looked for a hostel to spend the night in. I put my bags away and walked back to the train station locker area to leave the boys a note, in case they wanted to hang out that night. Their train didn’t leave until midnight.

On my way I stopped to get a donor kebab and some indian boys started staring my way. Now listen here, I know I say a lot of males stare at me, but seriously, it’s true. I cannot possibly be imagining it. Weird ones all over the world, it’s uncanny. Danielle, Jenny, I’m telling you, lots of weird people stare at me. When I get my life film, I will show you. It’s all taped, then you will believe me.

So after buying my donor kebab, I walked to the train station and put a note in the locker of those boys. Then I noticed one of the strange Indian boys was following me. I walked all over Salzburg, and he just plodded behind me in his flip flops. I would stop, he would stop. Outside the residential area, he stopped following me, but I know he knew I knew he was following me.

I’d put on the train note we should meet there at 9, so I was back at 9. As I passed the kebab place, the Indian guy started following me again. I went to the train lockers, he followed me. I stopped and looked back, he stopped and pretended he hadn’t noticed. I walked again, he commenced walking. He said “Hi.” I ignored him and kept walking. I don’t speak German. I didn’t want to talk to him, he was creeping me out.

Then I sat in the station and waited a while in the main area. He stood outside the station, checking every once in a while to make sure I was still there and waited as I sat on the bench. I felt ridiculous, like I was in a spy movie.

Then I started walking back to my hostel. He followed me the first block, I turned around and said, “Why are you following me?” He said, “Nine.” Yeah right, like I was some kind of idiot. What the heck was he doing? Hunting for rabbits? Anway, his creepiness made me even more anxious to meet those American boys, but I had had enough waiting and following for the night, so I went to my hostel. As soon as I turned the corner, I started running. When I looked back, weirdy was gone. Whew, maybe he figured out I wasn’t interested.

The next morning I awoke at 6 am to drug addicts screaming at each other in the streets.  It was terribly invigorating. I didn’t want to miss my train to the Eagle’s Nest, so I ran up to the train station, whereby the bus station was set.

It turned out I was an hour and a half early for the bus. Instead of returning to the hostel, I just sat on a tire by the bus post. A lot of strange people stared at me that morning as well. One kindly looking old man stopped his van at the bus stop across the street and waved me over. I walked over and he slurred something to me in German.

I had no idea what he was saying or inferring to me, so I just recrossed the street and waited for my bus again. He drove past a couple more times and even parked his van and walked across to where I was sitting, waiting for my bus. I don’t speak a lick of German, so all I could say was, “I don’t speak
German, just English.”

He tried waving me over to his van. He was trying to persuade me to do something… Do I look like an idiot? I also tried shooing him away with my hands, like I had shooed the pigeons, but it didn’t work as well with him. Finally he left. I think he had hoped I was some kind of hooker or something, but sorry, I’m just a weirdy magnet.

My bus came, I got onto two other buses, and 30 euros later, I ended up at the Eagle’s Nest- a really pretty area Hitler had built up a secret bunker in. It was cool because of the scenery, but I was a little disappointed. Then I realized I was there, so I hiked around. I also filmed some people walking over the snow, I didn’t catch any big trippers, but some of the footage is pretty funny.

Then again I got back to Salzburg by 2 pm, so I was disappointed again. I did not realize the Eagle’s Nest would be a day trip. I will go to Dachau before I leave Europe. I’ve met many people in my travels. It was an adventure for sure. I’m now set to babysit for 2 weeks for my cousins. Today was grand, I’ll let you know at the end of the two weeks how it goes.