My roomie is engaged. I was therefore thinking about wedding announcements and fancy ways to announce you are getting married. I decided a good way to declare your event would be to say, instead of your parents, Chuck Norris is announcing your nuptuals. Could there be any better way? I submit that there could not.
Candy. I have lots of gross candy sitting on my desk at work. How do I get all this gross candy? People give it to me. I do not buy it. Nor do I buy poor people candy..often. Greg would say the following are poor people candy: circus peanuts, chocolate covered cherries, andes mints, and other candies I can't remember. So I have: a ring pop, suckers, m&ms, and nabisco honey made snacks = a very strange compilation.